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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"
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"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"
"What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!"
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
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"I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me."
"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."