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Joke of the Day

"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"

"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"

"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"

"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."

"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."

"Why do SJWs hate Apple computers? Because they're not PC"

"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."

"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""

"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"