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Joke of the Day
"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
"If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students. At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income."
"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"
"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."
"I like my women like I like my Twinkies.. Cream-filled"
"If attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."
"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"
"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."
"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."