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Joke of the Day

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."

"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"It costs over 200,000 dollars to raise a child these days. And that's just for alcohol."

"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."