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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
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"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"
"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"
"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."
"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."
"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"