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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."

"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"

"I'm a virgin but I have sex sometimes"

"My toddler begged to go swimming and then threw a tantrum because she didn't want to get wet in case you were on the fence about having kids"

"What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common? They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, ""Hey, did you hear the one about us doing this?"""

"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art."