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Joke of the Day

"A police joke knock knock"

"A man goes to a doctor for a check up. The doctor asks him if he has any sexually transmitted diseases. To which the man replied, ""Yes. I have two children."""

"I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour."

"Yoda asks: Afraid of 7, 9 is. Why? Because 6, 7 8."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."

"Life advice: If someone ever tells you ""I'll be there in thirty minutes"", you should ALWAYS respond with ""You've got twenty"" and hang up."