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Joke of the Day

"Two Communists are hanging out at a nudist park... One says, ""So, have you read Marx?"" ""Yeah, it's these damn wicker chairs."""

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."

"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."

"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One did the moon walk, and the other one raped little kids."