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Joke of the Day

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""

"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"

"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"

"I got banned from the sperm bank the other day... They said I couldn't come within five hundred feet of the building."

"The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level"

"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"