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Joke of the Day
"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."
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"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."
"I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see."
"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."
"So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price."
"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"
"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"
"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"