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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves"

"Anyone who can tell if they're speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard and should not be trusted."

"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."

"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""

"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."

"Why is wheat a hillbilly grain? X/post from r/funny Because its inbread"

"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."

"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep."