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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"
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"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"
"What makes you think this is my first time?"
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."
"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."