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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"
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"Wife and I taking a shower Wife: I want you to do bad things to me. Me: <pours shampoo in her eyes>"
"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."
"How does a streetwalker sing and give bj-s at the same time? She takes off her glass eye"
"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"
"Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT."
"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""
"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."
"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"
"Did you know that trampolines used to actually be called jumpolines? That is, until 1982 when your mom got on one."