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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."
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"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."
"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."
"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"
"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."
"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""
"I've got money left over for condoms or lottery tickets. I'm trying to calculate the odds."
"I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter ""Road."""
"What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue."
"A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor replies ""because i'm trying to examine you."""