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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."
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"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
"That went swimmingly And I can't swim."
"If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : ""Wife"" Never save them as ""Wife1"" and ""Wife2"" ~ A husband from hospital"
"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"
"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."
"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."