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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One did the moon walk, and the other one raped little kids."

"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet"

"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."