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Joke of the Day

"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."

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"The couple in the room next door are having sex again. It's horrible. The chick's moaning sounds like a wounded walrus."
"How do you make a baby politician cry? How do you make a baby politician cry. Take away his slush-y fund."
"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"
"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"
"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."
"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."