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Joke of the Day
"What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat"
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"What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters? Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back."
"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
"My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah."
"u have one (1) new dad. click here to accept Todd."
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
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