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Joke of the Day
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
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"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."
"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."
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"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
"What do you call a confused baker? I dough know."
"Being a newspaper boy combines two of my favorite things: legally throwing things at people's houses & keeping my fellow citizens informed"
"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."
"Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. It's too bad; I really liked living here."