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Joke of the Day

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

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"So why is it called the ""funny bone""? BECASE IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS"

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."

"My therapist thinks I have a drug problem. My dealer says she's overreacting."

"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."

"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."

"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"

"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"