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Joke of the Day

"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."

"What happens when you piss off a pepper? They get jalapeno business."

"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."

"I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches"

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"