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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
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"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."
"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."
"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"
"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."