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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
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"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"
"The guy in front of me in line to get coffee was loudly complaining that he ""needed his fix"" and then ordered a soy iced mocha latte"
"They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called ""Dickinson"""
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."
"My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem After she left I lost the urge to drink."
"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"