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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters? Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back."

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"

"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."

"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""