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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
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"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."
"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"
"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"
"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."
"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"
"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"
"*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China"