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Joke of the Day
"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
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"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."
"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."
"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"
"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."
"A man was caught having sex with the Venus de Milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape"
"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"
"I remember my first crush..: Orange."