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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!"
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"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."
"Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts"
"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"
"*wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up ""Daddy, can we have waffles today???"" *eats 12 pancakes"
"In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me"
"What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees? Courtney."
"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."