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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!"
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"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"
"Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas"
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"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"
"GF taking me on a surprise V-Day getaway. At least I think. Not sure what the lime and shovel in the trunk with me are for though."
"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."