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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
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"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."
"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."
"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."
"Two prostitutes are discussing One asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why?"
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."
"Man comes running in the door at home all excited. ""Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery"" she asks ""should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"" I don't care. Just get the fuck out."