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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
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"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."
"You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok?"
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
"A vulture is boarding a plane with a dead raccoon under each wing, when the gate attendant stops him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir..."" ""...but you're only allowed *one* carrion."""
"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."
"What do you call political yeti? Obamanable snowman"