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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"
"Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults? You'd spill your drink."
"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."
"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can SUMMON DEMONS"
"How I would kidnap pedophiles. Have a white van advertisting free kids."
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"