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Joke of the Day
"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."
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"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"
"JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom"
"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."
"Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"
"The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm ""no longer allowed in the library""."
"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."