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Joke of the Day

"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"

"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"

"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"I really need to get rid of this heavy copy of ""Farenheit 451""... Could someone lend me a lighter? Edit: FAHRENHEIT DAMN IT"

"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"

"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"

"Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas."