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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
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"Canada. Because I love being cold 95% of my life."
"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"
"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."
"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"Fish didn't start smelling till women started swimming Title"
"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."
"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."
"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"