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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
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"""I feel like the fat kid in gym class on dodgeball day"" - The End Piece of Bread"
"My Optometrist told me in 8 years I'd have 2020 vision."
"How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters"
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."
"My brother's so homophobic that if he dropped his keys in San Francisco he'd kick them to Oakland before bending over to pick them up."
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne... What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face."