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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
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"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."
"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."
"I just found out that I'm colorblind It really came out of the purple!"
"What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!"
"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."