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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!"

"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."

"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"

"If you don't wear a seatbelt while on a plane, you might hit the seat in front of you when it smashes into the ground at terminal velocity."

"Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math? They have trouble forming solutions."

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"A skeleton walked into a pub... I'll have a pint and mop."

"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."

"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."