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Joke of the Day

"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."

"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"

"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"

"Respond to every ""How was your weekend?"" today by staring off into the distance & whispering ""So much blood..."""

"[NSFW?]What do you call 100 Jews on a train? Anything you want because they're not coming back."

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."