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Joke of the Day

"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."

"There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, ""Don't eat me."" Now there's an empty plate and a note, ""I don't take orders from a cake."""

"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."

"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom."

"SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN."

"Stood in very long line today at the DMV behind James Bond renewing his license to kill... shouldn't they have a separate line for that?"

"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."

"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."