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Joke of the Day

"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"

"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."

"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."

"Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb? Because it's baby food."

"Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too."

"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."

"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat."

"When I hear the word ""aftermath"" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate ""aftermath"""