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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"I don't care if you're here to murder me we take our shoes off in this house."

"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."

"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."

"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."

"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."

"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"

"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."