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Joke of the Day

"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"Women find me ugly till I tell them I make millions of dollars... What I don't mention is that I am talking about Zimbabwe dollars!"

"Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'."

"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet. A sham poo."

"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"