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"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
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"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"
"My computer blew up in front of my face. I still can't process why that happened."
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"What makes you think this is my first time?"
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"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."
"God created the light... Then he called it a day."