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Joke of the Day

"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."

"[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes"

"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."

"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."

"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"

"As soon as you take a single slice of pizza... ...there's no longer enough to go around."

"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."

"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."

"I read Sci Fi the same way that I read recipes I skip to the end and think, ""that'll never happen"""

"What did the fucking zombie say? Crack whores."