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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"

"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."

"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"

"All the problems fade before a hangover"

"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"

"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"