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Joke of the Day
"God created the light... Then he called it a day."
Next Joke
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Nice guys finish last And they generally warn you just before they do."
"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"
"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"Why are Buddhists so good at King cake Because they are great and finding their inner piece"
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"
"What did the tree do when he got really nervous? He SOILed his pants I'll^see^myself^out..."