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Joke of the Day

"Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions."

"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!"

"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."

"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."

"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""

"Misery: Hello there! Company: I have a boyfriend..."

"I don't understand most terms used on Reddit And I'm s/o sick of it"

"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"

"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"