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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"
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"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
"My fiancee is like a good joke Short and Sweet"
"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"
"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
"What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected? Americans."
"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"
"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""