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Joke of the Day
"how to dismiss awkward boners ""Don't worry about him...he's a real dick"""
Next Joke
"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."
"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"
"What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday? A vaccation"
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we pull together, we can stop this shit."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."
"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""
"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"
"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"