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Joke of the Day

"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"

"What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn't give a fuck."

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb."

"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve your kind here."" The superconductor left without resistance."

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"