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Joke of the Day

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"

"Anyone got a clean, long joke? I need a clean, funny and long joke that lasts for around 2 minutes. Thanks reddit!"

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE"

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."