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Joke of the Day

"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"Why does everyone hate Hitler? The man was a hero... After all he did kill Hitler"

"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."

"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."

"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."

"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."

"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."

"A lady never reveals her penis"

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"