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Joke of the Day
"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""
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"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"
"Did you hear about the reusable condoms? When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them."
"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"
"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."
"What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine? ""Cri-me-a river!"""
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."