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Joke of the Day
"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"
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"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""
"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."
"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."
"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."
"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."
"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"