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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."
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"I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back."
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"
"Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!"
"My partner is a dog person, I'm not. Gets really fucking inconvenient every full moon."
"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."
"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"