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Joke of the Day
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
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"I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is ""an idiot"" and she's ""out to get him."" Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled."
"What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot."
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"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"